9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla vs. Mothra.
8. Just before your trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
7. He thinks he'll win your case, "because there's a first time for everything"
6. He once failed to get a conviction of O. J. Simpson.
5. Whenever he says, "Your Honor" he makes thos elittle quotation marks in the air.
4. Sign in front of law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:45"
3. Begins by telling jury, "You all look like you should be on Jerry Springer"
2. Giggles every time he hears the word "briefs"
1. His phone number: 1-600-SHYSTER